What can one say about Chelsea’s
campaign this season! It has been
nightmarish and unforgettable. In
this international break the
players and the manager would try
to rinse off defeat and try to get
back to winning ways.
But standing at 16 th position
turning things around would
require something marvellous
which Chelsea is lacking in right
now! The special case of Chelsea
needs special care and attention
and leading the front for helping
Chelsea and the Special one to get
back on his feet is Abramovich
who has shown his faith in Jose
Mourinho and has said that
Mourinho will continue at the
Stamford Bridge outfit.
With words of support flowing in
from all corners of the world, the
FA too has shown support for
Chelsea and has come up with a
new set of rules for a Champion
team. A special child needs special
attention you know! So here are
the new rules specifically made for
Chelsea to save them from the
falling into relegation
1. Chelsea will be allowed to field
13 players during home games
and 15 during away games.
2. If they win 2 consecutive
corners kicks they will be awarded
a penalty.
3. Any attempt on goal will be
treated as a goal, including off-
target shots. (Every effort counts)
4. If a Chelsea player is fouled,
that's a straight penalty regardless
of the position. (They have already
been through a lot this is the least
one could do!)
5. They will be allowed to make 13
substitutions.
6. They will be awarded 6 points
for every match won, 4 points for
a draw and 2 points if they lose.
(Participation is equally important
you know)
7. They will be allowed to field 2
or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.
8. Any attempt to tackle or mark
Hazard will result in a penalty.
9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be
allowed to instruct the players
inside the pitch as the match is
ongoing
So join hands to help Chelsea
because god knows they need it!
*Disclaimer: This article is
written for fun, and should be
taken light-heartedly
